Tom Cruise: "It's a Privilege To Call Yourself A Scientologist"

January 2008 Tom Cruise isn't shy about his commitment to Scientology – Katie Holmes reportedly signed a contract to guarantee her faith before their marriage and his children are raised as Scientologists – but a video that surfaced online has revealed the true extent of his beliefs. There are rumors in the new biography by Andrew Morton that that they could have used the sperm of L Ron Hubbard to father the child – that such a bizarre act is in keeping with the religion.  What does our panel think?

Teddy Celeb "Tom Cruise should be on a box of cereal.  It should be called MegaFlake." We hope he doesn't sue you for that, Teddy.

Sharon Moore "Hmmm….   I think that whole pyramid scheme he is into is really bizarre.  So, I wouldn't be totally surprised if it were true.  Is it a privilege to be a Scientologist?  Who knows?" Neither do we, Sharon.

Roxy Ray "This is all nasty conjecture on the part of the Paparazzi.  They have no business making up stuff like this…  They should admit it's all lies, just like the ones that he is gay.  Hey, I had a fling with him, I should know." You had a fling with Tom Cruise?