April 2007

Toby Maguire is rapidly gaining world wide fame for his portrayal of the web slinging superhero Spider-Man. With the anticipated summer blockbuster of "Spider-Man 3," we asked our panel if Maguire is romantic and if his stock is on the rise.

 

 

Anita Star

"Not at all. He looks too young and plus, all that superhero stuff is for nerds anyway. I guess he does look nice in that skin tight outfit, but he is still too wimpy as Peter Parker."

Sticky web slinging, Anita.

 

Sharon Moore

"I don't know about him or even Kirsten Dundst, for that matter. I don't mind him per se, but I am a little tired of the whole super hero movie thing. Of all of them, I think Batman was the sexiest. After all, you could at least see his face."

Batman? Would you care to see the Bat Bed?

"Watch it - I have a lawyer."

 

Teddy Celeb

"Yeah, my man got Spidy sense. What could be more romantic than that? Plus, he has a good side and women like that. Do I think Toby Maguire is romantic? Hell no. But, Spider-Man got Romance game."

Romance game?

Editors Note: Joe "Papa" Razzi punched out his anger management
instructor. He will return next week, once he posts bail.