March 2007

Wow, nobody even knew that sexy temptress Salma Hayek was pregnant - let alone even dating anyone. Rumors circled (too many male fantasies) that she had gone lesbo with Penelope Cruz, or at least gave it a shot. Those rumors are reportedly false but what of this new engagement with Frenchman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and a baby?

Our experts weigh in.

Anita Star

Oh, boy, I think this is wonderful news. It shows that she is not out for a super celebrity lifestyle and I always think this makes for the best romances. She doesn't need him and he doesn't need her to enhance what they are doing and that makes the world of difference.

Anita, you make the world of difference.

 

 

Joe "Papa" Razzi

I have to give it major thumbs up. I mean, it is a shame all those rumors of her and Penelope Cruz were false but somewhere in the back of my mind I knew those were just people's fantasies.

Back of your mind or back of your palm?

 

 

Teddy Celeb

"Apparently, this French guy must live up to the old notion that they believe they're the world's best lovers. I don't see what is so interesting about him. He is a bean counter and a manager and she is a creative star. On that account, I don't think it will last long."