Penelope Cruz Swooping In On Bono

August 2007 Recently Penelope Cruz was seen walking with U2's Bono.  Now mind you Bono is a happily married man, but wow, Cruz might be enough to tempt the pants off of any committed husband.  So, what gives – are these two just friends?  Or, is there something more to this duo?

Joe "Papa" Razzi "Hey, he is Bono and she is a fox.  I could see them hooking up.  I mean I know Bono is devoted and all, but really, he is a man after all.  I don't know too many men that can just be friends with Penelope Cruz – but then again – Bono is no ordinary man." Serious commentary for a change, Joe.  It must be time for your annual review.

Anita Star "Penelope should stay away from home.  I mean it's okay to be friends, but taking intimate walks with them is quite another story.  I don't know that I would be too happy about that if I was his wife." Sounds right to us, Anita.

Teddy Celeb "If I were Bono, I would hit it a couple times then buy the wife a gift – like a small country or a very large diamond.  Funny how that makes things right with the ladies." Teddy, you are such a gutter ball.