What is Paris' New Jail-Borne
the month we've had to undergo the spectacle of Paris
going to jail and then getting out, only to get thrown
back in. She claims she suffered from a mysterious illness
while she was in jail.
dear, what could it be? Are there any medical experts
amongst our esteemed staff?
don't know what it is, but I am sure it is absolutely
awful and that the judge should cut her every break in
the world. I mean, how they can lock up this little princess
for a little transgression like driving without a license?
She is not a hardcore criminal."
law is the law, Anita.
in-laws are here?"
what are we supposed to do here? I mean, yea, I don't
think she is really sick. She is uncomfortable. But, hey,
isn't jail supposed to make you feel that way? I don't
think they should let her out for this. Whether she should
be locked up to begin with is another story."
have you ever done any time? We think you have.
well she's got a case of the celebrity blues… The benefit
is this will not affect her romance at all, because she
never did anything, anyway. She was a 'celebutante'. This
means she is famous for being famous and that's it. Many
people found that romantic. Nothing will change now…"