Thoughts On Jen's New Schnoz
March
2007
Not
to say we have a 'nose' for these kind of things, but
we learned that when Jennifer Aniston recently underwent
rhinoplasty, she turned to world renowned Dr. Raj Kanodia,
the plastic surgeon who was behind Jessica Simpson's
and Cameron Diaz' new noses. Anita Star happened to
be standing outside the office when Anniston left with
her puffy and black and blue nose.
Does
Jen's new nose smell of romance or will her new honker
be a dud?
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Anita
Star
"I
was happy I was able to get the scoop. However, it was
sad to think that this is just some thinly veiled inadequacy
on her part. I mean she is beautiful and does dress
in a way that Angelina (Jolie) can't touch. ...Did I
mention Angelina? Homewrecker!"
Calm
down, Anita. She didn't wreck your home!
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Joe
"Papa" Razzi
"Seriously,
I don't think it makes too much of a difference. If
she says it's just to fix something that should have
been fixed long ago, hey, I'll buy that for a dollar.
Not that I have too many dollars from working here,
but that's another story. I know illegals that make
more money than I do."
Don't
push your luck, Joe.
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Teddy
Celeb
"Jen,
why mess with a masterpiece? I mean you are gorgeous
with a capital G! I think this indicates that she's
uncomfortable about something. I mean when you are that
good looking why do you possibly need a new nose?"
You
raise a lot of interesting questions, Teddy. For instance,
what we ever saw in you...
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