February 2007

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen are said to be a little too convincing in their "Factory Girl" love scenes. The reason, Roxy Ray has learned, is that the sex is for real. "It's not simulated," one insider told the New York Daily News. "They're really doing it." Miller's publicist said the lovemaking was merely good acting.

Roxy Ray, who knows a thing or two about the ways of love, said they were doing it like they were the last people on Earth.

Let's hear what she and the others feel.

 

Roxy Ray

"I snuck onto the set posing as the coffee and pastries girl. I saw them perform this scene and I will tell you. There was no acting there. He was laying into her like a teenager on prom night.. I mean that was as real as you could get."

Okay, Roxy, we will have to take your word for it. Our readers are sure happy to know that you put out on your prom date, too.

 

Anita Star

"Hey, if nobody actually saw the penetration, then to me how could anybody really now. I think it is nothing more than a publicity stunt. If they think this could lead to romance, than I think they are greatly mistaken. If they actually did, then they should just get into pornos and be done with it."

Now Anita, if they were going to film a porno, how should they do it?

"Perv!"

Sharon Moore

"I wasn't as close as Roxy Ray, but I had a good view with my binoculars. It looked like to me that were actually doing it. I don't like this Sienna Miller. She is acting like she is "A list," when in fact, it remains to be seen if she is even "B list." She is simply a wild young woman and parties way too much for my liking. That Christianson fellow - I don't see what the big deal is here. We have two B-list celebrities acting like their "A."

Thank for you're "A-list" insights Sharon.