Are The Beckhams The New Romantic Couple Of LA?
May
2007
David
Beckham, international romance icon, and his wife, Victoria "Posh" Beckham,
are moving to the City of Angels and are ready to take the city by storm.
Does
this matter? Our expert panelists gauge the Beckhams' chances for celebrity success.
Are they the new romantic couple of LA? Or, will nobody really care? |
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Teddy
Celeb
"Here
is my special gift for the Beckhams… Do you know what is in it? If you guessed
jack shit then you are right… Frankly, I am not impressed. I don't see them coming
to tinsel town and instantly being crowned as part of the most romantic social
elite without proving themselves first. They have some work to do."
Where
does one buy jack shit Teddy? Jack In The Box?
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Anita
Star
"David
Beckham is hot as hell. He is really stylish, too, that is another thing I've
always loved about him. Posh should keep him by her side at all times. LA is a
dangerous town for someone that hot. I'm not a soccer mom, but I just might become
one if it'll get his attention. Just as long as I don’t have to dress like one,
I would be down."
We're
still kids at heart, Anita, you can be our soccer mom any day.
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Joe "Papa"
Razzi
"Hold
the phone… There is a new uber-couple in town and I think they are twice as romantic
as half flakes around here. I'm not big on soccer, but if anyone can make it here
Beckham can. How long can they withstand their romance in this shark town? That
remains to be seen. They have a chance to be the greatest couple in LA, but I
wouldn't bet on it. If I was them, I'd try to keep a low profile. At least until
he scores his first goal."
So
Joe, tell us. Where are you getting the money for all of these nice suits?
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