Britney Murphy Marries A Writer Dude

May 2007 "Sin City" star, Brittany Murphy, has wed her screenwriter boyfriend Simon Monjack. The 29-year-old actress and Monjack were seen wearing wedding rings at a Playboy magazine event at the Kentucky Derby recently. She was smokin' hot in "Sin City." Will her romance be as smokin' hot with Monjack?

Sharon Moore "Oh, this is so cute, I just love it. I really do. I think she was smart to marry somebody in the business, yet not another celebrity but more of a behind the scene kind of guy. Those are the best kind, because they tend to be more dependable." Hey, I am a behind the scenes kind of guy. "Get real."

Teddy Celeb "I think my man Monjack was thinking with the right head here. He landed a hot one and her stock is bound keep rising. He'd better keep writing movies, though. After all, how employable are writers? What the hell do they do anyway?" We write the words that you speak, Teddy. "Get out of here - are you serious? Somebody writes this crap?" In the office, Teddy. Right now.

Anita Star "I really like it. They are not that well known to me, but I generally think they make a good match. They are of an equal feather and they belong together forever. Hey, that rhymed. Does that make me a poet?" You are a rare bird, indeed - one in need of a big steed whom with to breed. "Perv!"