By
our count, Uncle Sam turned 231 this past week. The old man might be in bit of
sour mood lately, with all those darned kids tossing nerf footballs into his yard.
We have to ask - is Uncle Sam romantic?
Joe
"Papa" Razzi
"Of
course he is. He may need a little Botox nowadays, but Uncle Sam is still the
man. Who couldn't benefit from a little Botox, anyway? - surely not you."
You
talking to me?
"I'm
talking to the road map on your forehead - yes."
Sharon
Moore
"I
think Uncle Sam is still one hot tamale. I would give him a nice peck on the cheek
if I could. I think we should all remember that Uncle Sam (and our) country is
very romantic. Think of all the places you can go here that are romantic - from
the Red Wood Forest to the Gulf Stream Waters. Wanna hear it on my guitar?"
Put
the guitar down Sharon.
Teddy
Celeb
"Uncle
Sam gets two big thumbs up, man. He still gets it done after all these years.
And I don't even think he needs Viagra."
