Food Guru, Rachel Ray, Denies
Marriage Heading For Starvation Diet

July 2007 Rachel Ray, ever the perky, gung-ho optimist, seemed to laugh off reports that her husband, musician John Cusimano, had an affair (and a kinky weird one at that). Rumors are now circulating that their marriage is starting to spoil. We ask our panel if there is a burnt entrée in the oven of their overdone romance...

Teddy Celeb "I don't know what to say. She's the perfect woman – curvy and she can cook. I did hear that her husband was mixing it up with some weird people, but it's hard to see why he'd venture outside her kitchen when he's hungry.” Good question, Teddy.

Anita Star "If I was her, I would kick the bastard to the curb. I mean she's now a main stream celebrity and now could get a way better man than him." Wow, tell it like it is, Anita.

Joe "Papa" Razzi "Hey, I don't think he actually had sex with the hookers – er, ladies. But, why he's heading to the red light district for takeout is hard to fathom when has as a prime cut of meat at home." Somewhere in there is a good point, but you are still a loser, Joe.