Can Anything Be Done To Save Lindsay?

August 2007 It's very sad to see any young twenty-one year old already heading down the path to self-destruction.  It's even worse, to witness what was once such a promising career with unlimited romance potential now seem doomed to be a slave to the bottle.  What can save Lindsay Lohan, both literally and romantically?

Sharon Moore "She needs to settle down with a man that's an inspiration to her, not one that is simply trying to get in her pants and tie one on with her.  If she does that, she might have a chance.  A good girlfriend would help, too, but in this case, if she wants to reclaim both her life and romantic appeal, she needs a good man.  Unfortunately, they're very hard to find." Sounds like you need a good man.

Roxy Ray "I think she needs to get out of Hollywood for a while.  It was the same with me when I was working the shows in Vegas.  After all a while, things spiral out of control and you need to take a break.  It worked for me and it can work for her." So this gig is your break?

Joe "Papa" Razzi "I'm not going to pretend I can answer that, because I can't.  I do know she needs to either sober up or party with people that are more responsible.  I heard Dennis Miller say that partying with your parents should be a form of child abuse.  I would have to agree, except she's over 18. By the way, Teddy needs to slow down at work, too, if you know what I mean (wink)." We'll have a talk with Teddy.  If he's drinking on the job, he needs to bring more glasses (just kidding).