Anita Star
"I've been calling all around and the news isn’t good. My inside sources tell me this is really it. It is over. Kaput. See ya. It is so sad, too. I mean, Brad Pitt has to be the most unlucky guy in the world. I really feel sorry for him. Poor thing."
Did you just say Brad Pitt was the unluckiest guy in the world? Get a hold of yourself, Anita. Real people read this stuff.